if ur ever feeling embarrassed just remember i simultaneously burped and farted while giving a speech infront of my whole year level
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im gonna wear like 6 pairs of pants so people will begin to know me for wearing a ton of pants and when i get fat i will slowly remove the layers of pants and they won’t realize im fat they’ll just think i still wear 6 pairs of pants
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What if the Doctor’s name is just something like
Phil
You mean like this
OH
SHIT
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